Spaghetti Western Fan Pillows

Fettuccine Western

Standoff

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Clint Eastwood

The Gunfight

"Whatcha gonna do with that there stick Ennio?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Historic Bank Jobs.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Spaghetti Road

Domestic Pardners

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips