Spaghetti Western Aficionados Pillows

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Guy Fieri

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Spaghetti Mummy

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Start Sucking!"

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Slugfight at the OK Corral.

Standoff

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'