Spaghetti Western Aficionados Gifts

Sergio Leone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Spaghetti Road

Sea Horse outside saloon

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lee Van Cleef

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Guy Fieri

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Spaghetti Mummy

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

"Start Sucking!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

Standoff