Spaghetti Enthusiast Gifts

"Gesundheit!"

"Please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti, please be spaghetti..."

"Al dente!"

'What do I do now'

Spaghetti Road

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'What do I do now?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Guy Fieri

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Start Sucking!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Italia tours

'It's my favorite.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."