Spaghetti Western Enthusiast Gifts

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"El muy mal perro"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I know your mother."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Spaghetti Road

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Guy Fieri

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,