Spaghetti Western Aficionado Gifts

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Billy. The Kid.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

Spaghetti Road

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"I know your mother."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'