Spaghetti Western Aficionado Mugs

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I know your mother."

Spaghetti Road

Sea Horse outside saloon

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Pioneers of the ancient west