Spaghetti Western Collector Gifts

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I know your mother."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Guy Fieri