Collector Of Western Memorabilia Gifts

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

French Army knife

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Reality Wagon Train

Deadwood 25 miles

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

Replica Football Merchandise

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'