Collector Of Western Memorabilia Mugs

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

All-Verbal Westerns

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

French Army knife

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Trepanning for gold"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Reality Wagon Train

Replica Football Merchandise

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."