Collecting Westerns Gifts

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Draw!

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Billy the kiddy!"

"El muy mal perro"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Lee Van Cleef

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Lorne Greene

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Whoever said you can drive a horse to water, but you can't make him drink? (hiccup)

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"There ain't enough room in this here town for two arthritics, stranger..."