Collecting Westerns T-Shirts

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

Draw!

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"El muy mal perro"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Billy the kiddy!"

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."