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"You're a dang fool, Clem! I told you it, weren't givin' you a high-five."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Meet the author"

New Guy.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

"Billy the kiddy!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"El muy mal perro"