Spaghetti Western Collector T-Shirts

Lee Van Cleef

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

All-Verbal Westerns

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Spaghetti Road

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Guy Fieri

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"