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"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Billy the kiddy!"

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"..Not cloudy all day."

Lee Van Cleef

Ronald Reagan

Guy Fieri

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

'I hate reruns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

"I'd like a trigger warning."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"Giddyup."

Spaghetti Mummy

Indian selfie

Henry Fonda

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

"Start Sucking!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."