Spaghetti Western Lover Gifts

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Spaghetti Road

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Ronald Reagan

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Guy Fieri

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I hate reruns.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Indian selfie

"I'd like a trigger warning."

Spaghetti Mummy

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Start Sucking!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

Although he new it was madness, Wilbur felt his hand move towards the rubber squirter bulb.

TV Hold Up.

Jake played with a dead man's hand

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."