Spaghetti Western Fan Gifts

Fettuccine Western

Standoff

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

The Gunfight

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Mama! Aliens.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Domestic Pardners

Spaghetti Road

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.