Spaghetti Lovers Gifts

'We must be the meatballs.'

Just 10 minutes into the evening, Betsy resolved to cancel her online dating membership.

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

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Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."