Pasta Lovers Gifts

"Please be spaghetti."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

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I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

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Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Al Dante

Old Phones Lasagne

Parisian man eating pastries

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'