Pasta Art Enthusiast Gifts

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

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'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al Dante

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

The worm that churned!

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Holy Macaroni,

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"