Pasta Fanatic Gifts

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Counting ribs

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Needs salt!'

Under pressure.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al Dante

Old Phones Lasagne

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.