Pasta Enthusiast Gifts

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

'A 'tomato', you say? ? you know, I'll bet these would go great with pasta!'

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

Impasta syndrome

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

"Linguini for two?"

Pasta of the Eighties

"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'I'll have the spinotti vermicelli.' - 'That's the name of the proprietor.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Tortelloni

Spaghetti Hair

"It says 'I like spaghetti'."

Conchiglie

Spaghetti Mummy

'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'

Spaghetti Western Justice

"I'm taking you off spaghetti."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Making Pasta.

'No, you can't drain the spaghetti in it!'

The top of the tree looked a little funny after the Wilsons got a craving for some angel hair.

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Walter, I warned you about all that angel hair pasta and pie in the sky.'

'Kitchen Accoutrements: A whisk made of pre-soaked spaghetti.'

"A word in your shell-like..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."