Pasta Enthusiast Gifts

"I love it. Who did it?"

"Sorry folks-it's not what you ordered, but everyone is getting fettucine until we fix the computer."

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Impasta syndrome

'No, you can't drain the spaghettit in it!'

'A 'tomato', you say? ? you know, I'll bet these would go great with pasta!'

'Dang Italians, tricked us again!'

"Linguini for two?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'This is an eco-friendly Italian shoe. If you don't like it anymore, you can eat it with pasta sauce.'

"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

'I'll have the spinotti vermicelli.' - 'That's the name of the proprietor.'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

Pasta of the Eighties

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

The top of the tree looked a little funny after the Wilsons got a craving for some angel hair.

'No, you can't drain the spaghetti in it!'

Making Pasta.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Kitchen Accoutrements: A whisk made of pre-soaked spaghetti.'

"A word in your shell-like..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

Conchiglie

"I'm taking you off spaghetti."

"It's that Rigatoni bozo for you again."

Spaghetti Hair

Spaghetti Western Justice

Spaghetti Mummy

"It says 'I like spaghetti'."