Pasta Lover Gifts

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'What do I do now?'

'I want you outta town by sundown, Partner... this is a spaghetti western - no place for a fettucini!'

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'Over linguini, please.'

"How did they like my ravioli?"

Spaghetti Western

Pastafarian

Brain Pasta

Penne

"The spaghetti is too al dente!"

'Folks call me 'Noodles!'"

I love Cannelloni

"Start Sucking!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Holy Macaroni,

"I'll have what she's having."

'Please, no - not the live fettucini!'

"He'll have the pasta, make sure it's NOT al dente."

"Do you have to do that when I'm breaking up with you?"

Al Dante

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You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I really shouldn't but I simply can't resist – I'll have the carbonara."

"I have questions."

Pasta Talk. You're way too tense --- I'm telling you nothing beats ten minutes in a hot tub to get you relaxed.

You know I'm never going to say when, right?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.