Pasta Artist Gifts

"Really, mum? Another 'Pasta Art' class?"

Pasta Hair

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

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You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al Dante

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Funky Chef 2

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

Picasso

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"