Pasta Artist Mugs

Pasta Hair

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pasta

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

I love Cannelloni

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Al Dante

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Culinary surgery.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Funky Chef 2

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Spaghetti Road

Picasso

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Holy Macaroni,

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.