Pasta Enthusiasts Mugs

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

Sex. Pasta

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

What did I tell you kids about going near the water?

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"

'My name is Angel. No relation to the angel hair pasta.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Pastries and Candy

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

I love Cannelloni

Italia tours

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Coffee shop

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al Dante

Old Phones Lasagne

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'