Pasta Enthusiasts Mugs

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

Sex. Pasta

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"

'My name is Angel. No relation to the angel hair pasta.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

Pastries and Candy

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Old Phones Lasagne

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al Dante

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Spaghetti Road

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.