Pasta Pioneer Gifts

Spaghetto

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Food Pyramid

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Impasta syndrome

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Spaghetti Mummy