Pasta Pioneer Pillows

Spaghetto

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

Pasta

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Food Pyramid

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Impasta syndrome

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

Spaghetti Mummy