Food Pioneer Pillows

"We may not have fully thought this through."

Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??

"It sounds as though Ted has finally done it – the eggless omelette."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Some genetically engineered pig

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Solar Range.