Pasta Artisan Gifts

Italian Pasta Moms...

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Under pressure.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

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'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Baker

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Mozart eating noodles.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

Food Pyramid

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!