Pasta Artisan Gifts

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

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Pasta

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Mozart eating noodles.

Baker

Food Pyramid

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'