Pasta Gifts

Noodle exchange program.

"For God's sake, how long's that been there?"

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'Sometimes I just feel like some pasta.'

Yeth, hello noodle factory?

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Spaghetti Mummy

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Spaghetti dinner. Hold the garlic bread.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Luke, use the fork!"

Sex. Pasta

Metro Goldwyn Macaroni

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

Italia tours

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Pie Filling Reader

Old Phones Lasagne

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Al Dante

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'