Pasta Making Gifts

"No, that one's my pasta machine."

Pasta Research Kitchen. You developed a boat-shaped pasta? What do you call it? The "canoodle"!

Brain Pasta

Lady of the Cake.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Tension filled the tent.

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Italia tours

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Doughnut Making

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Old Phones Lasagne

'Do you call this spaghetti'

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

The worm that churned!

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Al Dante

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'