Pasta Maker Gifts

Making Pasta.

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Italia tours

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Pasta

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

Old Phones Lasagne

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al Dante

Cheese Pile

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Holy Macaroni,

Spaghetti Road

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."