Pasta Picasso Gifts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Linguini for two?"

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'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"At ease!"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

Mozart eating noodles.

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'