Western Admirer Pillows

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Gimme a WhisKee."

'Rent anything except The Unforgiven; it reminds me of my first stockbroker.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

High Riders of the Old West

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Wild West Text Showdown

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Lee Van Cleef

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."