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'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

In my day, they didn

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

Spaghetti Road

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Guy Fieri

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

John Banville

Spaghetti Mummy

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

Coping with Normalcy

"Start Sucking!"

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

"Owww!! Yes, that hurts!"

"Hey! I was looking all over for you. You have the wrong piece of paper."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

'So you've decided to drop the whole 'man with no name' image, have you?' 'Tarquin Chadwick, Gunslinger'