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Bill Barr's Last Day

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Doctor's Office. He put me on a pasta diet -- He says I've been off my noodle long enough.

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Old Phones Lasagne

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"Linguini for two?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Guy Fieri

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Mozart eating noodles.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

Spaghetti Mummy

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'