Spaghetti Toss Enthusiast Prints

Bill Barr's Last Day

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Italia tours

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Old Phones Lasagne

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Do you call this spaghetti'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Spaghetti Road

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Linguini for two?"

'Must be the chef's signature dish.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Mozart eating noodles.

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Guy Fieri

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Impasta syndrome

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Spaghetti Mummy

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"God has just spoken to me. He said he's kind of tired of pasta."

"By the way...mom was out of spaghetti noodles, so she used worms!"

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Spaghetto