Soup Slurper Pillows

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

'You can reduce your co-pay if you eat lots of chicken soup.'

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Soup Surprise

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'How's the oxtail soup?'

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'A bowl of the primordial soup, please.'

Chick in noodle soup.

'Cooking'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'There's no fly in my soup.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

Waiter, there are three flies in my soup. I guess the chef likes you.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. You've said that line a million times by now, sir. Yes, but this is the first time I've said it while not wearing pants.

F&E Soups, Inc. It's a letter from the truth in advertising board --- They say our new alphabet soup is okay as long as we only use the letters "f," "a" and "t."

Aw. Man, where did you get soup and a half-sandwich?

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a bowl of clam chowder with a fly doing the backstroke in it and nothing good comes of it. ? ?

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'