Wine Slurper Pillows

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

What the Doctor Ordered

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

City Boy.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bryan Ferry

"I make it myself!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Cooking'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A Transformer for grownups

Wino Appreciation Group

Anton's Bar and Grill

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'