Wine Slurper Gifts

Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

What the Doctor Ordered

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

City Boy.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Bryan Ferry

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I make it myself!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Cooking'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Wino Appreciation Group

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

A Transformer for grownups

"At last! Something that goes well with us!"

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."