Chunky Wine Conjurer Gifts

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Artist and Musician

Ghostbasters 3

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Artistic license.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Fallen Angel.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"She works best in hex mode."

'That brush - how many dpi?'