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"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Needs salt!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Artist and Musician

Creativity

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Ghostbasters 3

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Artistic license.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

My Cauldron Rules

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Henri Matisse

Fallen Angel.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"She works best in hex mode."

"The usual, please."