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Fancy a twinkle before supper?

A Good Batch.

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Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"I forget to drink."

Wordplay: Export.

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Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

My first mistake.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Moon Martini

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."