Cocktail Conjurers Prints

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

A Good Batch.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

"I forget to drink."

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

Wordplay: Export.

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Guitars in Heaven

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

My first mistake.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Moon Martini

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Fallen Angel.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

My Cauldron Rules