Cocktail Curator Prints

My first mistake.

'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Tuna Colada"

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Join me in a Martini?

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I love this time of day."

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."