Cocktail Curator Prints

My first mistake.

'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Tuna Colada"

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I love this time of day."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita