Cocktail Creator Prints

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

"I'd like a vodka and tonic, please... hold the ice."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'He did so well in obedience school, I figured, why not bartending school?'

'You drink like a fish.' - 'Yes, but I don't drink what fishes drink.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Hold The Pickles

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Joe's Bar - You got a problem with that?

Man tosses orange to a bum, who uses it to make screwdrivers.

'The say 'Love makes the world go round'. Whisky has the same effect on me!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'When he hired me he agreed I wouldn't have to make coffee, but I should have known there was a catch.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

They say none but King Arthur's barkeep shall pull the pink plastic sword from the giant olive.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Eggnog

"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Yoga for Alcoholics