Cocktail Creator Prints

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

A Good Batch.

"I forget to drink."

"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"

"I'd like a vodka and tonic, please... hold the ice."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'He did so well in obedience school, I figured, why not bartending school?'

'You drink like a fish.' - 'Yes, but I don't drink what fishes drink.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Hold The Pickles

'He's invented a new cocktail, trouble is he can't get as far as the patent office.'

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Joe's Bar - You got a problem with that?

Man tosses orange to a bum, who uses it to make screwdrivers.

'The say 'Love makes the world go round'. Whisky has the same effect on me!'

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

'When he hired me he agreed I wouldn't have to make coffee, but I should have known there was a catch.'

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

Eggnog

"I'm not quite ready yet. Why don't you come in and make us a drink while I figure out how not to project all my hopes and fears onto you?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

'No ice.'

'Steak Ted?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"