Miniature Wine Enthusiast Gifts

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Bacchus.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Man...You age great!'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I think it stopped breathing."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"He gets easily abstracted."