Wine Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

Creation of Red Wine

"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."

Creation of Wine

I am ready for my wine.

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'I limit myself to one glass of wine a day.'

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

'I finally remembered--red with hunter, white with fisherman.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

"More Château de Costco?"

Preparation.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'

The Letter Of The Law/The Spirit Of The Law

'What goes better with road kill...red or white?'

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

"It's a magic potion that makes everything you say interesting."

"Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence."

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

"This one's rubbish as well."

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

"That will be perfect. We have a lot to talk about."

Which wine will go well with a limited expense account?

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Wine Lovers.

Wine Factory

The wine and water lists.

'I was hoping for something a little less dry...'

'My apologies for saying you were uncivilised - this wine is excellent.'

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"