Wine Lover Gifts

"This is the wine talking."

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"In Vino Fertilization"

In the Guru District

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

"Care for some sports wine?"

'The Gout'

Happy Birthday!

Wine - "He's got your nose."

House Painting with a Twist

Turned out to be a false positive but...

"Only one a day, my dear, that's my secret." (Man has giant glass of wine).

'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

The French test Lance Armstrong.

Monday Checklist.

"That's just the wine talking."

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'This only happens when it's my turn to drive home.'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look just as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

Things I've learned...

'It's Janet's direct pipeline to the wine store for our Chardonnay stock.'

'Wine region.'

Wine for Sharing

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

Wine tasters nose and wine glass become one and the same

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'