Wine Lover Gifts

"This is the wine talking."

"Maybe I don't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink..."

'I don't know anything about art but I know what wines I like.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"In Vino Fertilization"

In the Guru District

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

'The Gout'

"Care for some sports wine?"

Happy Birthday!

Wine - "He's got your nose."

House Painting with a Twist

Turned out to be a false positive but...

"Only one a day, my dear, that's my secret." (Man has giant glass of wine).

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'

'I agree O-positive is rather nice, but my favourite by far is AB-negative...'

The untold wine-making process.

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

"That's just the wine talking."

'This Pinot Grigio reminds me of Miami Beach - they're both close to water.'

The French test Lance Armstrong.

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

'This only happens when it's my turn to drive home.'

Monday Checklist.

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'It's Janet's direct pipeline to the wine store for our Chardonnay stock.'

Man in a desert finds a bottle cork.

'Wine region.'

Wine tasters nose and wine glass become one and the same

'I need a blouse to accessorize my glass of Cabernet.'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'